Saturday, October 1, 2011

10/1/2011 Mushthaikenhausen Soup Recipe

Mushthaikenhausen Soup
1 Wake up with a sore throat and decide you need soup
2 Have a tall kid get down your three gallon pot you can't reach
3 Go out to lunch with your sister at Toshis Teriyaki
and jump up and dance when no one else it there to pop music
4 Eat and chat and drink hot tea
and marvel how much you love your sister
5 Go to the UPS store and admire how tall Austin is
6 Go to Grocery Outlet and buy chicken tenders, mushrooms,
brown rice and grape tomatoes
7 Find your sissy at Dollar Tree and sit on the
Starbucks patio wishing there was a little sun
8 Get home and put two gallons of water in the pot
9 Dump in the chicken and stuff from the store
(send the kids to the store for carrots you don't intend
to add but you need peace and quiet)
10 Toss in anything in the fridge that doesn't look rotten
11 Find dried tomatoes in the cupboard that your mother-in-law left
when she went to snowbird in Arizona and add those
12 Decide you don't like the looks of the dried tomatoes
after all and want to get rid of them
13 Find some Thai rice noodles in the cupboard and vaguely
remember having egg flower soup with those in it
14 Take a baking pan and stir two raw eggs in the bottom
and put the Thai rice noodles on top
15 Attempt to scoop out the dried tomatoes from the soup
and pour them over the stuff in the baking pan
to make a side dish of egg-flower soup
16 Decide that was a huge mistake and dump it all
back in the pot
17 Bring to a boil and hope for the best

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